It looks like celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton will be launching his own fashion line for Hot Topic, the one-stop mall shop for emo kids and goths in suburban America, according to PopCrunch.

Yep, the guy who regularly comments on the fashion disasters of the stars is now launching a fashion line, lovingly styled to meet the specific needs of his readers which will include, wait for it, at least two different styles of flip flops that will cost from $2-$50.

As much as we applaud Mr. Hilton for trying to exercise his creative muscle and satisfy the desires of his very demanding readership, we’re thinking you’d be better off buying clothes from a fashion designer who takes up blogging than from a blogger who takes up fashion designing.